This morning I headed down to get some breakfast. I wasn't too impressed with the English food last night (stake and fries) here at the Hotel, but the breakfast is complementary, therefore I headed down for my free "lunch" (breakfast).
As I ordered my "eggs on toast" I came to the realization that not only do I have a hard time understanding most people here in the UK, but they also have a hard time understanding me too.
I said "Do you have any orange juice?"
The young waitress, with an odd look on her face replied to me "Oysters?"